The first PSP (playstation portable) Virus

Inevitable. The one word that could be used to sum up the first psp virus. With all this homebrew applications and hacks and whatnot going on with the psp, the looming threat of a psp virus was inexorable. Credits to the pspteam(from france) for releasing the first psp bricker(virus) under the name of 2.0 eboot patcher. This supposed function of the eboot patcher is to allow your psp to once again play homebrew apps like in the version 1.5 firmware without downgrading your firmware. In reality, this piece of shit actually bricks your psp, in other words rendering it useless. This virus erases or corrupts essential files in your psp firmware, causing your psp to brick! Not only that, when this patcher erases and corrupts the files, it voids the psps warranty because now some of the psp firmwares files are missing! So if you want to brick your psp and void your psps warranty, be my guest and download 2.0 eboot patcher from pspteam. Otherwise, be warned about this psp virus that is circulating around and of the lameass psp dev team called pspteam.

OK...So hello again...i have read wei liang's blog recently and since this week is no homework weekend, i have decided to do a comparison on the Ipod and the Creative Zen. After this 100% unbiased comparison, one of these fine products will triumph and lay supreme in all puny human's minds, while the other will eat ass.

Ipod-The Ipod was never always a worldwide urban symbol. In its younger days, it only contained 5 gb of space, had a mechanical moving scroll wheel, only had support with mac and cost $400(WTF!!!). Todays Ipod is quite a technological advancement from its earlier days. Still sticking with the tradition, It has one half white and another half metal plated , also following the tradition was its extremely scratchable body, once again another of Apples' ploys to get more money out of you rich bastards(making you get a case for Ipod). The main feature of the Ipod is its Ipod patented but still often pirated touch sensitive click wheel. This allows you the use your Ipod with only one hand!(WTF!!! Most MP3 Players also only need one hand...*hint*hint* another fake marketing strategy by Apple) Last but not least, one cannot miss the color screen, able to browse photos(no videos!). The greatest con of the Ipod is its graveyard. The Ipod graveyard is filled with five generations of Ipod, all within the timespan of five years. Once again, Ipod uses its status among us rich asses to make even more money off us by putting new versions of Ipods on the shelf even before you can say "False Marketing". Ipod had many tragic deaths during 2005 in which, the Ipod mini, and the 20gb ipod, and all the colorlous click wheel ipods passed away. However, coupled with a formidable music downloading system, itunes, the Ipod makes one tough cookie to beat.

Creative Zen-Ok lets see, next up we have creative, a homegrown singapore company that is slowly gaining importance and popularity for all the technological related products it makes (it makes basically everything under the sun). Unlike Ipod, who tries to use ulterior motives(extreme advertising, less features so you have to buy more accessories) to get its revenue, rather then getting the black eyed peas to sing in their commercials, the Creative Zen uses its full features to attract consumers. At first glance, the creative zen seems like the ugliest brick on the planet with its curved sides...Not too pretty at all. However, the Zen makes up for its unorthodox and ugly design with being magnesium alloy plated for extreme protection and durability(YES! NO NEED FOR CASE). The scrolling button on the Zen is touch sensistive,essentially acting the same way as the ipod does except its moving your thumb up and down. The creative zen also includes a voice recorder and FM radio, things one would have to purchase for their Ipod. The thing that really makes the Ipod pwn the Zen is that the Zen has a monochrome screen(no colour!!!). This in other words means no photos and album covers. Last but not least, zen doesnt have nearly as good of a downloading music service as the Ipod. Apart from its monochrome screen and poor music downloading service, the Zen is all set to bulldoze all competition in the way(literally, smashing a zen against an Ipod would cause a huge gash to the Ipods fragile white body, while nothing would happen to the zen.)

(Drumroll... ...) and the winner IS the creative zen!!! Many gasps...One or two whistles For all you retarded people who only care about whats the IN thing, you will be gasping right now. The Ipod, for its color screen and great music downloading service, not to mention the black eye peas, fails the impress me and those he actually care about the features.No FM radio, No voice recorder, Very easy to scratch body, cmon Apple, thats just taking it too far. Their marketing strategy to have less features so you buy more acessories is starting to show its true colors, even to the IN thing people! The creative zen doesnt need a good music downloading service because most of us download our music from the internet anyways, and not many of us look at photos(I know I dont). So heres the deal, now is the cue for all to bow down to the zen, and to sit on the ipod. There is a marketing  lesson to be learnt from this; try to cut corners as much as you can without seeming too false. If you have a marketing strategy between that of Ipods and Zens, you have got a winner.

I AM BACK!!!

After a long disappearence on the blogging scene due to heavy workload from unscruplous teachers, I am back. This means more shout outs against the worlds halfwit people. Today, I am here to discuss the worlds most retarded movie, James Bond.

As if the James Bond series wasnt decrepit enough, the producers at MGM decided to take James Bond one step closer to becoming rated as substandard as a crappy chinese movie by releasing The World is not Enough. Honestly, if MGM producers think the world is not up to par, maybe instead of wasting time on making a half-assed piece of crap movie, they should have spent time making the world better.

Just as you think the title of the movie moronic, you look at the movies cast and suddenly see ur body convulsing furiously. The movies cast would literally cause you to go into shock. Just as you think the actor who plays james bond couldnt have been a worse choice, they bring in mrs. anorexic, halle berry. This bitch looks like she has lived in the sahara for 1 week with no food or water, and has had her cheeks and stomach eaten away by maggots.

Oh you think it cant get any worse, just wait until you hear the setting of the story. MGM decided to help US relations with North Korea and Cuba by setting the story in both locations. In the story, North Korea is potrayed as a ruthless country who has a knack for coming up with new torturing methods, while cuba is potrayed as a country littered with corruption. The US must be thanking MGM on their great plan to help the US... NOT. Dont blame me if North Korea bombs MGM headquarters the next day.

After all this shit in the movie, u would think that nothing else could make it decay even more, ur wrong again!!! This movie contains the most hollow plot only designed the stack up the hours. If it werent for this crap, the movie would be 30 minutes long. James bond is in the cuban clinic searching for a north korean general, when he finds the general who is having some kind of tanning treatment( showing mgms uncreativity), james bond decides to be an idiot and play around with the general's oxygen to get his attention, when at the present period of time, he could have just shot the idiot and saved the day, well it guess what, the general escapes which allows the movie to become longer.

Conclusion: This movie sucks ass!